Funny story!!!

A mother was talking to her football player son
-My son, my friend will bring her daughter to visit our family this afternoon and you can see her. Remember to stay home.
The young man was unwilling:
-Aw, mom, this afternoon I have to go to play football. So how can I stay home?
- No one will die if you beg for a little time off.
-I just can't, mom.This afternoon's match is very important. I have to attend it at any cost.
-Ah! So, you'll stay home and I'll tell your dad to go to replace you. Is that OK?

When her young son came home from a football match with a sad face, the mother asked:
- Why are you so sad?
-I was offered a "yellow" card by the referee, Mom.
-Don't
you like a yellow card? I'll
go to meet the referee and beg him to offer you a card with a different
color.


Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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cho ban~dich.nhin`tieng'anh ko hiu~ :evil:

Are they funny stories?I don't think so.

I don't translate .

Dream, you can't find these story funny, do you?
You must improve your English.

Oh no!!I mean these stories are not funny. Do U understand?

I don't think so. I think you just can't understand what these stories mean.

cho ban~dich.sang tieng'viet cho no'lanh` :shock: